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Have u noticed that the masters personality can rub off on their pet!
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INSULTS and COMEBACKS!
Insult: Yer so fat, when you sit down the world has another earthquake
Comeback: Yer so bloated, when you piss a new ocean is formed
Insult: Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she smiles at midnight and the sun comes up
Comeback: Yer momma's just like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn
Insult: Yer so poor, I saw you kicking a can down the street, I asked what you were doing and you said, "moving"
Comeback: Yer so ugly, you looked at yer grandma and she keeled over and died
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Insults
A parked car can go faster than you.
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental.
Any one who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race
Before you came along we were hungry, now we are all fed up.
Brains aren't everything, in your case, they are nothing.
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Ever since I saw your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
Go ahead, tell them everything you know, It will only take 10 seconds.
I'll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you'll need a passport and
a plane ticket back!
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R the horizontal bars parallel or slanted??!
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More Insults
You're so dirty, when you take a shower you lose weight.
You're so stupid, you got locked in the bathroom and peed on the floor.
You're so stupid you saw a sign that said "wet floor" so you did.
Your breath smells so bad that people look forward to your farts.
You're so ugly that when you were born your mother through you out the window and was fined for littering!
You're so dumb, you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
You're so dumb you tried to drown a fish.
Can I borrow your face for a few days my ass is on vacation?
Hi! I am a human being. What are you?
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I like your approach, now lets see your departure.
Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide the bodies
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