Modern Day
This is my modern day page it has stuff to do with umm... well... the modern day.
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Modern Day Solutions
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At the bottom of this page is one of the most unbelieveable things you've ever seen!! One of the great wonders of the world!!! Yep, it is a man with the biggest cock you've ever seen! Yeah you heard right! Scroll to the bottom and check it out!
Modern Time Prayer
Oh God.......
Help me log on without fretting
Guide me as I'm interneting
Bless my downloading and uploading
Keep my browser from exploding
May my website be protected
Let not my password be rejected
Keep my line always connected
And may all my inputs be accepted
Please keep all my programs alive
And to remember to back up my hard drive
And protect my computer from a crashing dive
From a virus that would make it a nesting hive
Who needs Doctors?
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. And it only costs .00." Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the .00. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which said the following: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labour. It will be better in two weeks." That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, Pete began to wonder if this computer could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in and deposited the .00. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed its lights, and printed out the following analysis: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer and if you don't stop jerking off, your elbow will never get better.
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